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Marzo 31, 2025

Shoot All Billionaires in the Head. Un esperimento mentale economico

Filed under: Uncategorized — E @ 11:15 pm

For Aristotle, poverty is bad, but so is massive wealth; what’s needed for a virtuous life is located at the golden mean.

The solution is the Destroying Greed, Advancing Freedom (DGAF) act. Under this new legislation, we shoot all billionaires in the head and confiscate their wealth for the public good. The proposal is one large-caliber bullet for each billion dollars of wealth. This solves all the problems laid out above: billionaires can give back or get shot. Let me lay out the details in Q&A format.

Question: Why a billion?

Answer: It is a natural Schelling Point. Plus it still allows people to get stupendously, inconceivably wealthy, thereby forestalling the predictable but stupid argument that no one will be motivated to succeed unless they can be rich.

Question: How fast will this be implemented? Won’t there be any grace time?

Answer: Of course there will be fair grace time. Billionaires will have one week to divest themselves of all cash, securities, property, business holdings, yachts, art, and anything else that brings their net worth to over $1 billion US dollars. If they fail, they get shot in the head. Furthermore, because of the Fraud Undermining (FU) codicil, billionaires cannot give their money to anyone related by blood, marriage, or law. Many options remain: they could spread it around their employees, give it to a cancer charity, endow food banks, build a hospital, university, library, or museum, etc.

Question: Won’t the billionaires simply lower their personal wealth to $999,999,999?

Answer: They might, but it’s a risky strategy. With that much money, their interest at 5% is $50 million a year, or about $100 per minute. It’s basically a torrent of free money pouring in, putting them over the cap immediately. Plus a bull stock market or surge in the art market and suddenly they are over the limit. Since that leads to getting shot in the head, it’s probably safer to stay well below a billion.

Question: What’s the plan for the money after we shoot noncompliant billionaires in the head?

Answer: Excellent question. Under DGAF, half of their estate in excess of one billion will be used by the US Treasury to lower the budget deficit. The other half will be put into a trust. All US taxpayers will be entered into a lottery with 100,000 winners. This is the seating capacity of the largest sports stadiums. Like the Super Bowl, the selected stadium will rotate around the country so everyone can enjoy. All lottery winners will report to whatever stadium is picked to witness the billionaire getting shot in the head. Afterwards all the money in the trust will be equally divided among the attendees. We expect a party atmosphere, with t-shirts, souvenir cups, overpriced hot dogs, and other merch for sale. As Nietzsche wrote, “in punishment there is so much that is festive.”

 

https://hilariusbookbinder.substack.com/p/shoot-all-billionaires-in-the-head

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